Use the phrase:
Oh shit, I’m a wolf!
Due Date: Friday, November 22nd, 2013, 11:59 PM
Winner gets published as a SHORT accompanied by a recording of Christopher Walken (impersonator, but he’s really good) reading your piece, and a framed picture of yourself (or a loved one) riding a wolf during the civil war. Both the reading and the photoshop skillz provided by the Amazing Tony D’Aloia.
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